Jeremy Shockey is the fucking man and a complete douche at the same time

I had a man crush on Jeremy Shockey forever. He is awesome and fearless. I never agreed with how Shockey was used after his first season. He never got the ball often enough. He was our big play guy and we used him to block all the time. So 5 years go by and Shockey makes a few plays, drops a few balls, pancakes a few fat guys and hes not happy. He wants more but wait! Shockey gets hurt and doesn't goto the superbowl. This means many things. Shockeys haze is now lifted off Eli Manning. Eli can now throw the ball without shockey being a completely douche every play bitching about the ball. But as douchey as shockey is I love him. He will be amazing on the Saints I am sure. I salute you Douchey. High five for being mad sweet and a douche at the same time.

Naked women in my back yard

So today I had a ton of naked women in my back yard. So why am I so lucky? Well it is because my back yard is a golf course. Every year the golf course has a charity event for the boy scouts. Men sign up to play golf for a day, paying $250 each. Afterwards a group of these men will bid on a stripper to be their caddy for the day. So these strippers love to be skanks and naked and etc. So I hung out in my back yard where the property lines were and just took pictures and filmed these crazy old men with their young strippers. Here is a preview of what I witnessed today!


Naughty Golfing Part 1 - Watch more free videos

Ya this event always seemed better than Christmas to me.

George St. Pierre

I know almost nothing about MMA or UFC but George St. Pierre is the baddest and Frenchest guy in the world. I watched UFC 83 the other night at a wild wings and he dominated Serra. If I was as French and Canadian as he is I would claim the throne of France. I litterally would goto France and say "You people bitch to much, no more republic for you!" Then I would proceed to be a French king and re-institute imperialism.

360 Gamer Challenge for $20 from Amazon

I am starting a 5 player gamer challenege for best chances of winning. So only 4 spots left. Sign up while you can. The challenge lasts a week. Most 360 points at the end of the week gets the $20. Here are the sign up details.

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Boredom Strikes, so build a city.

I was bored on the Internet and i found a mini game website called MyMiniCity where you build a city. It is rather stupid and effortless but I am fascinated for the moment. Here is my city if you guys are interested, take a look.

This is why I hate college.

This is a email to a professor of mine for a online class. The work I handed in was the shit compared to other peoples pieces of shit that they crapped out and posted up. I got a 28 out of 40 points for a alcohol related experimental design for my psych II class. I responded with this email word for word.

I was looking at the posted grades and I have a question. Why did I get a 28 out of 40? How can the class average possibly be a 35.2 out of 40 and I received a 28? Are you telling me I was missing 30% of the assignment? Also, read the threads before my submission and then read the ones after. I am sure there is a positive correlation between points earned and time after my thread... I did not use any references what so ever therefore I did not have to use any citations.(no mention of that in the syllabus anyways) I thought this was suppose to be my own experiment not one that I saw from somewhere else and used their outline. I do not want to single out any particular posts, but it took me more than 2 minutes to think and write up my experiment design. I just do not see how it can be humanly possible for the class average to be 35.2 and I get a 28. I do not think anyone should of got a 40 considering you asked questions on all of them. but according to my calculations 6 people would of had to get perfect 40's with 4 people getting 30's and me getting a 28 for the class average to be 35.2. If there is not a mistake I might as well just drop the class, because It will be impossible for me to receive the grade I would be striving for. Looking at the requirements in the syllabus for this assignment I for filled all of them. Some more in depth than others, but still mentioned.

TO CRYING Ok Apparently I was writing in Hindi

Anyway I was saying that Romo is a homo and that is what he gets for being under Jessica Simpsons suck spell. If you guys didn't see TO Crying yesterday it was a great moment in my life. I hate Terrel Owens and it was great to watch him emotionally break down. Here is the video of TO Crying from NFL.com if you want to enjoy it too

रोमो इस अ होमो ऎंड थे गिंट्स अरे badass

(9:37:11 PM) The Charlum: romo the homo haha
(9:37:21 PM) AzureCuzYeah: romo is a homo
(9:37:25 PM) The Charlum: he shouldnt of spent a fuckign week boning jessica simpson and he would of palyed better
(9:37:38 PM) AzureCuzYeah: इ was about to write that
(9:38:02 PM) The Charlum: लोल

ओके फॉर सोम रेअसों माय वोर्ड्स अरे टाइपिंग इन कोरियन और सोमेथिंग। इफ व्हें इ पोस्ट थिस आईटी इस रेअदाब्ले ठाट वौल्ड बे निस। अन्य्वय लिके चार्ल्स सैद। थे गिंट्स दीद वर्क ऎंड अरे गोइंग तो थे न्फ्क चम्पिओंशिप। व्होसे हौस इस आईटी इन दल्लास? येः ग्फ्ग

New cell phone Motorola W385

I just got the Motorola W385 from Verizon. It was free originally $120 or so. It looks like a Motokryzr by the size of it. Cnet gave it a 7.6 rating, which is .3 higher than the Motorazr. If it pisses me off I will let everyone know about. I was talking to one of my friends today from Japan and she told me how in Japan you use and know your cell phones email address there for txting and it is usually free if you use the email. I found this website that tells you how to do it.

 

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Violence in Video games and our right to choose

Violence in video games has received a decent amount of attention over the past couple of years. Some politicians such as Hillary Clinton want to suggest laws limiting the violence and sexual "creativity" in games. While playing Saints Row yesterday I probably heard more curse words in the past month than I heard in my entire 4 years of college. I could only think to myself how this game is absolutely horrible for anyone under the age of 17. While this maybe true that doesn't mean their should be a ban or a limit on what can be placed in these games. Their are game ratings for a reason and it should be the parents job to decide what is right or wrong for their child.

Ever since Janet Jackson's ugly boob showed on TV a few Super Bowls ago the FCC has been limiting what can be said over the airways on television and radio. For being in the "FREE COUNTRY" of America you'd think such bans and limitations wouldn't exist. Before Howard Stern left for Sirius Radio almost 2 years exactly yesterday. He would preach that the parents should be able to control what their children hear. Why are we losing our control to the government. We are just giving our freedoms away for nothing.

I personally consider myself very liberal. I want my rights and power back. I want to make my own decisions.

Disney channel ruins kids lives.

My younger sisters have been watching Disney channel for a long time. Since the time before we had cable TV to now I noticed a trend in my sisters behavior. The Disney channel makes kids assholes. The channel is filled with stories of disobedient kids who are trying to be heroes. Since they are kids they have to talk back to their parents and do the exact opposite of what they want. So after a show where a kid tells off one of their parents, then runs off to do whatever they do to save the day, their parent tells them how great a kid he/she is. So the kids run off and do whatever they want really without any consequence.

My sisters do the exact same thing. They talk back to myself and my parents for no real reason. They have used exact quotes from the Disney channel too, as far as I can tell. The Disney channel ruined my sisters and now I am stuck with two pain in the ass brats. Thank you Disney channel for ruining the youth of America.

As for Britney Spears sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, I don't know much of her show. I couldn't tell you how bad the show is, but I can only imagine. As for the 16 year old Spears, she is a skank like her sister.

The Non Superficial Catagories of Women

I am sure a lot of guys can relate to me on this. There simply are not that many "good" girls left. The females that are "good" usually already have boyfriends and the ones that are single usually have some dysfunctional personality disorder. This post will delve into the vast complexity of the different types of females out there and the chances of finding a "good" girl and how slim they are. Looks and appearance are not taken into account in this post.

The catagories are bitch, slut, and or stupid. I drew up a venn diagram based on my own personal experiences with a sample group of 1000 females. Out of 1000 females you will encounter these types.




As you can see out of 100 females that you encounter 40% are bitchy which makes sense. Most of the females you know are straight up bitches, who wants to date a bitch? 16% are completely retarded. This number may seem low but you have to compare them to the rest of the females not to males. 44% slutty which if anything is alittl low. Usually around 16 is when girls turn into whores and put out more than a broken candy machine. So naturally the older they get the bigger of a whore they become. This diagram shows that only 270 out of 1000 females you encounter will even remotely fit the personality profile as ideal. Now out of these 270 females how many of those are actually single? Now calculate in how many of those are actually not completely ugly. You end up with about 1%. Yes 1% of every girl you see in your daily life will remotely be your type. Chances of actually dating and boning her even less.

I guess the only way is to lower the standards. One must take into account what trait they desire the most and which ones are tolerable.

Sequel to Crank

My sister went to Barnes and Noble the other night and discovered the book Glass which is the sequel to Crank by Ellen Hopkins. For any of you who ended up read Crank, this is bound to be exciting news. I was able to sneak it and read a good hundred pages, while she was reading something else. So far it is really good I hope you guys check it out.

Then again does anyone read when we have video games? I have come to the conclusion that guys do not read unless they are around 40 or 50.

VH1 America's Next Top Model!!!

Well it is winter break for me and there is absolutely nothing worth watching on TV...except America's Next Top Model marathon. Here is a list of my reasons to watch America's Next Top Model.

1. Some of the girls look like they just got beat with the ugly stick. Honestly, I have seen better looking girls at the library. In fact I have dated better looking girls than some of these models.

To the left is my ex girlfriend former waitress, model and stripper. That rack is better than anything I ever seen on America's Next Top Model.

2. Just to see Tyra Banks. Perhaps one of the only black women that is actually somewhat good looking for a black person. I still would not do her though.

3. Cat fights. Nothing better than watching a house full of estrogen go at it with one another. This is what college dorms are like. Nothing but jealous back stabbing two and tri faced whores in a isolated area.

4. Honestly I like to watch the makeovers. They managed to take the most mundane looking females and make them look like "models" in other words, they make them look like shit. I hate to see girls with the GI Jane bullshit haircut. I am always waiting for some lesbian action, but the show does not deliver in that department.

5. Last but not least my most favorite reason to watch Americas Next Top Model. I love it when the girls cry. I am just waiting for the next girl to have a nervous breakdown and cry. As a matter a fact I like to mute the TV and pretend I am yelling at the crying woman calling her an anorexic whore just to get my practice in and make me feel more like a man.

Habbo Hotel? What is the deal?

My sister has been on the Habbo Hotel website for around a year now. Habbo hotel seems like a chatroom site, where you get a little character and walk around the Hotel. Each individual room is a separate chat room. I don't know what the attraction is to making these little characters and moving from chatroom to chatroom, I can only imagine it is a Chris Hanson (From Datelines: to catch a Predator) worthy site.

The other thing that drives me crazy are the cards they sell at grocery and drug stores.

The cards cost $10 and come with credits you use to buy furniture for your Habbo Hotel room. Ten dollars for virtual furniture? My sister has gone through 3 of these cards already. The first card my sister bought was a complete waste of $10 because the next day she found someone came in her room and stole all her virtual furniture.

Please someone who plays this stupid game, tell me what is so special about it!

TURISTAS

TURISTAS is a movie. It is really badass. I just saw it on HBO2 and the ending credits are going now. It was a good movie to watch because I never heard of it before so I had no idea what the plot was. Tourists goto Brazil in a bus and crash. Instead of waiting for a new bus to come, they decide to go party on a beach. I didn't realize it was a horror movie for the first 30 minutes. Now that I told you this you won't enjoy the movie nearly as such as I did. It sucks for you. I'd check Turistas anyway.

Goozex.com Video Games on the Cheap

Goozex is a great service when you are tight on cash. You trade in your old used video games for trade credits to get yourself some new games that you want. I have used the service for a while, and I have saved a decent amount of money in the process. If any of you are interested please click my referral link. You will get a free trade and 100 credits towards getting a game (Yes some games are worth 100 points technically it is a free game).

This is also good for checking out questionable games that might not be so good. If it isn't any good trade it back for what you traded it for. Other than the game trading benefits it has small but growing community forums and a facebook group.

People taking credit for stuff that is not theirs!

You know what gets on my nerves. People taking credit for things you came up with and never giving you any kudos or citation. I have committed so much to society that I feel like I should get some credit, or better yet a boat load of money. Nobody ever takes credit for the illegitimate children I have, they only want to steal the good shit. Here are a few examples of my contributions to the world. I came up with the "Erector Scale" Years and years ago. It is a scale designed by me for men to judge and assign points to a female's appearance based on her looks and based on how much of an erection I get. This word is so fresh it is not even in the Urban Dictionary yet I heard it on MTV a while back... how lame. It was not "Yeah she ranks high up on the erector scale, the scale thanks to this guy from upstate named Chuckles" asshole. Time to get to my topic. I came up with D-Block when I wanted to start my own gang. I started a gang called D-Block based on the location we all lived in which was Dowerskill Village. Blocks are in prisons A, B, C...Z block. So Dowerskill is now D-Block. I was doing my daily online sexual predatory and I came across this high schoolers away message and it said "going to D-Block". Clearly this whore is not in my gang. I am the only one in my gang. What will they take from me next? I want my word "Mint" to catch on when talking about girls such as "yeah yeah yeah that girl is mad mint" meaning, she's fresh, new, valuable like how they mint money, and un circulated.

Awesome 360 Site & Live Competition

I discovered a awesome website called 360voice.com. What it does is keep track of your 360 play time, games you play, and achievements. The best part is after everyday "your 360" writes a few comments on what your "game playing habits are." I have been signed up on it for a good couple of weeks now and my 360 has had plenty of things to say. Check out my 360's voice page.

360voice.com is currently hosting a contest where you play against 15 or more of your friends to win a $100 Best buy gift card or 8000 Microsoft Live points. The person who gains the most achievement points within a month is the winner. What is great is that the competition is very low and chances of winning are great. I am losing my current competition but we just started. Wish me luck.

NFS Pro Street tuning help @_@

I just finished playing Need For Speed: Pro Speed for the night. I have been stuck on a few things in the game. I searched the net but there are no guides out on gamefaqs and the random google help isn't good. I have a 69 Dodge Charger R/T I have been using for drag racing. I have lvl 3 Power and Handling, I also have lvl 4 aero. unfortunately I seem to only hit a max speed of around 160 MPH. I have seen youtube videos with other dodge chargers going around 230mph in the game. I am guessing the tuning that other people are using is amazing. Does anyone know what I can adjust to get up to speed without blowing out my engine anymore.

For a side note I am also about to race the grip king but my 350zx seems a bit outdated. I don't have anything unlocked as far as I know but their has got to be plenty of other options to use. Any suggestions please comment.

My first post. From a blogging virgin.

Well my name is Charles, but you may call me Chuckles. I grew up with Azure. He is the fucking man and everyone should know it. Here on this very blog I will share some of my greatest ideas, opinions and experiences.

Lately ive been thinking about this one girl in my winter abnormal psyche class at HVCC. There is this girl that sits in the front row. So far her main purpose in the class is to be the light switch girl when ever the professor is using the computer. So all she does is turn the light switch on and off, bending over her desk every time. I will admit that I can not stop myself from looking. Eventually I became lost in her deep blue eyes and wavy brunette hair. She tries to talk to me and shit, but I am not having any of that and quickly look the other way. Eventually after every day I come to my senses and realise she's about 176.356lbs and all my fantasies fade away. She has a very cute face, but it is stuck on like this huge ass body, with a huge ass. So I guess my fantasy for her for now is mostly her running on a treadmill. What a cruel world indeed.

A Book for People Who Don't like to Read

Since it is winter break boredom has set in. A week ago I  picked up one of my sisters books called Crank by Ellen Hopkins. I couldn't believe my 16 year old sister was reading these 600 page novels. I opened the book to inspect it and I noticed the writing style. The pages have large font and aren't even close to fitting the whole page. The White space is EPIC. I read the book and finished it in 3 hours. It has a great teenage drug/love story. This is probably my first voluntary read outside of the harry potter books. 9/10

 

P.S. Apparently she has other great books that are the same format. LOTS OF WHITE SPACE. Time to get my read on.

No Drums for Rock Band??

Crusing through Bestbuy, Circuit City, EB, and Walmart I found Rock Band completely sold out last weekend. My buddy Steve was able to snatch the last Playstation 2 (Game by itself) version and give some of its features a try. The Drums will not be sold by themselves until February. This is leading to people buying the Rock Band Special edition kits and selling just the Drums on Ebay for a little over $100.

The game is fun over all. It is like a glorified version of Guitar Hero merged with Karaoke Revolution. I am trying to fight the urge to buy a 360 special edition set myself. That is if I can find one.

If you are looking for just the Rock Band game alone Play-Asia has plenty in Stock.