Thursday, January 3, 2008

People taking credit for stuff that is not theirs!

You know what gets on my nerves. People taking credit for things you came up with and never giving you any kudos or citation. I have committed so much to society that I feel like I should get some credit, or better yet a boat load of money. Nobody ever takes credit for the illegitimate children I have, they only want to steal the good shit. Here are a few examples of my contributions to the world. I came up with the "Erector Scale" Years and years ago. It is a scale designed by me for men to judge and assign points to a female's appearance based on her looks and based on how much of an erection I get. This word is so fresh it is not even in the Urban Dictionary yet I heard it on MTV a while back... how lame. It was not "Yeah she ranks high up on the erector scale, the scale thanks to this guy from upstate named Chuckles" asshole. Time to get to my topic. I came up with D-Block when I wanted to start my own gang. I started a gang called D-Block based on the location we all lived in which was Dowerskill Village. Blocks are in prisons A, B, C...Z block. So Dowerskill is now D-Block. I was doing my daily online sexual predatory and I came across this high schoolers away message and it said "going to D-Block". Clearly this whore is not in my gang. I am the only one in my gang. What will they take from me next? I want my word "Mint" to catch on when talking about girls such as "yeah yeah yeah that girl is mad mint" meaning, she's fresh, new, valuable like how they mint money, and un circulated.

4 comments:

  1. I said D block way before you charles. I don't know what you are talking about.

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  2. I know what you mean. I brought back the word "Dude", no joke. Me and like 5 friends would say it in 3rd grade, I moved, and brought it with me, it grew and all of a sudden, Budweiser has a commercial on the damn word. It's gay. Btw, it's Hoonur from stickam.

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  3. ooh! sounds kinky ;) i need your number

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