VH1 America's Next Top Model!!!

Well it is winter break for me and there is absolutely nothing worth watching on TV...except America's Next Top Model marathon. Here is a list of my reasons to watch America's Next Top Model.

1. Some of the girls look like they just got beat with the ugly stick. Honestly, I have seen better looking girls at the library. In fact I have dated better looking girls than some of these models.

To the left is my ex girlfriend former waitress, model and stripper. That rack is better than anything I ever seen on America's Next Top Model.

2. Just to see Tyra Banks. Perhaps one of the only black women that is actually somewhat good looking for a black person. I still would not do her though.

3. Cat fights. Nothing better than watching a house full of estrogen go at it with one another. This is what college dorms are like. Nothing but jealous back stabbing two and tri faced whores in a isolated area.

4. Honestly I like to watch the makeovers. They managed to take the most mundane looking females and make them look like "models" in other words, they make them look like shit. I hate to see girls with the GI Jane bullshit haircut. I am always waiting for some lesbian action, but the show does not deliver in that department.

5. Last but not least my most favorite reason to watch Americas Next Top Model. I love it when the girls cry. I am just waiting for the next girl to have a nervous breakdown and cry. As a matter a fact I like to mute the TV and pretend I am yelling at the crying woman calling her an anorexic whore just to get my practice in and make me feel more like a man.