Showing posts with label GSP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GSP. Show all posts

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Condit crushes Nick Diaz at UFC 143

Diaz's face and number of punches landed clearly states: Condit won. Yet this is all we see on twitter right now by other fighters:

"Joe Lauzon
I eagerly await fight metrics for this fight... I thought Diaz won that all night long."

"Mark Muñoz
Here's the decision! Wow! Crazy decision! Condit wins via unanimous decision! Congrats Condit! #ufc143"

"Pat Miletich
That decision was an absolute joke. At best, Condit won 2 rounds."

So people complain Condit walked backwards the whole time. So what? He walked backwards and destroyed Diaz's face. Know who walks backwards and wins fights and no one complains like this? Lyoto Machida. If you want to see a boring fight watch any Machida fight from 2010 and back. Don't forget a nice fluffy pillow because you will fall asleep from boredom because Machida throws two punches and runs for 10 seconds. I saw Condit throw kick after kick followed by punches the whole time. This is the first time Diaz has been out struck in an octagon yet people complain.

Condit won. Get over it.

ON TO (another boring fighter) GSP!

Friday, May 6, 2011

Follow up to GSP being the most boring fighter in the world

Holy christ. If you don't believe GSP is boring now you are either Canadian or love watching sleeping compeitions. GSP retained his belt as UFC Welter weight champion by being boring and jabbing for 5 rounds. Congrats GSP. You boring fuck.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Most Likable and Unlikeable UFC Fighters


I decided to start off the new year by posting a few messages a week talking about the best and worst of the UFC. This isn't a talent discussion, for the most part, it is the overall likability of these fighters. It blows my mind why some people like certain fighters in the UFC or MMA in general. Stylistic or Characteristic attributes of these fighters are what makes them marketable. I am going to start off the new year with everyones favorite (except me) GSP!



George St. Pierre: Possibly the worst champion of all time. George St. Pierre defines boring on all fronts. By all fronts I mean wrestling (yes that is one front). George is the most talented one trick pony in the world. His wrestling is so amazing that I don’t know if anyone will ever beat him, not even Anderson Silva (Especially after what we saw what a roided Chael Sonnen could do on the ground to him). It isn’t that he is just a wrestler though; he is a boring mechanical wrestler. To my surprising many do not agree with me. I find it believe that so many people enjoy watching him fight. George even tried to trick himself into knocking out Josh Koscheck by saying it would happen on the Ultimate Fighter. I personally don’t buy that the rational human being enjoys watching St. Pierre but I will never doubt the mindless Canadian population when it comes to Pride. The Canadians could have the world’s first urine fountains and they would be proud of it. Canadians have a way of absorbing a cause, an ideal, or a champion and making it a bigger deal than it really is. If GSP had AIDS you better believe the entire population of Canada would do the irrational thing and petition him to be able to fight. George St. Pierre is boring excellent wrestler. This is not wrestling it is Mixed Martial Arts that is put on for our entertainment. Be less of a Robot and fight asshole.

Monday, April 21, 2008

George St. Pierre



I know almost nothing about MMA or UFC but George St. Pierre is the baddest and Frenchest guy in the world. I watched UFC 83 the other night at a wild wings and he dominated Serra. If I was as French and Canadian as he is I would claim the throne of France. I litterally would goto France and say "You people bitch to much, no more republic for you!" Then I would proceed to be a French king and re-institute imperialism.